Total Medals Earned: 107 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,825 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (195/320 points)
Start the game. Yeah that's it. Good job.
Meet the Goddess
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Do what the Goddess tells you
Medals Earned: 64/100 (930/2,000 points)
07 - Get Machine Gun
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Defeat boss
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
07 - Kill giant Kirby
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Jump off the top rope
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/190 points)
Walk into a wall during Reverse Mode.
Restore your health to maximum during Lifesteal Mode.
Slide into a staircase during Slippery Mode.
Push a minecart mouse off of its tracks during Knockback Mode.
Clear the dungeon and retrieve your sandwich.
Achieve the goal steps for each level.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Medals Earned: 2/17 (15/385 points)
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 10
Jump out
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Blessing of speed granted.
...what a familiar face.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
Blessing of momentum granted.
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...